Kennedy- Mom are you going to eat that donut because I think you need to start your diet again. (Pause for about 6 seconds) So, can I have it?
Me-Nope
Kennedy-Okay, hope you don't get fat.
Kennedy- Mom so many boys love me.
Me-really?
Kennedy- Yes. I just don't know who to choose
Me- You are too little to be thinking about this
Kennedy-Oh, come on, I am almost six!
Me- (laughing) Oh, come on, you have to be 24.
Kennedy- I guess that is forever then.
Me-pretty much. :)
Me-Let's play I'm thinking of an animal.
Xander- I'm thinking of an animal that has sharp teeth, lives in the water, and has lots of legs.
Family- (Stumped)
Kennedy-SHARK
Xander- No
Derek-Octopus?
Xander- Nooooo
Family- We give up
Xander- it was a shark octopus
Derek and Mom- (laughing)
Kennedy-Oh come on, there is no such thing!
Xander- I tricked you!!!
He continues to do this with every animal and just adds a shark to it. :) We have now caught on and can pretty much guess every animal he comes up with.
Alli has just started talking away this month. It still is a lot of jibber jabber, but the other day I asked her to come see me and she replied "No Way mama!" (I guess it could be worse.)
She also likes to tell Xander "My mama, no you mama!" As you can imagine it doesn't go over well. :)
What funny things they say and do!
4 comments:
They sound like dolls! I love Kennedy's donut story... had me rolling.
ha ha, clearly Kennedy doesn't understand who her Mom is.... a Mom that does not have FAT POTENTIAL regardless!
I love that Xander adds a shark to everything! that is awesome!
Keep laughing now Kristi-it's not so funny when they are anywhere from 13 to 30 and they say dumb stuff. We were at FHE and Ian and Aspen were doing all of these Mexican jokes which I did not think was funny. So I finally said "OK, if I hear one more word about Mexicans you are grounded..." And it is dead quiet for a minute and then Ian yells "Burrito" and Aspen yells "Taco!" and then they laughed hysterically. I also threatened that if they didn't stop saying bad things I was going to charge them a quarter. The words weren't even out of my mouth and Ian says "Mom, you're handicapped" (Hands me a quarter) Aspen "Ian you're a dork!" (Hands me a quarter!) It was really pretty funny, but sure shoots your parenting theories!
Sorry, my English is not very good!
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