Friday, April 11, 2008

20 Reasons why I am the lamest!

Well after forcing my good friend Tara to include me in her WVC crew, I was officially "tagged" for the first time and what better way to start then all the reasons why I stink (I have changed the title a little to fit some of my readers). :) So here it goes:

20. I can't decide if I like my daughters name yet and she is one month old!

19. I am constantly complaining about my weight in one breath and then shoving a donut (or anything for that matter) in my mouth the next.

18. I have a closet full of clothes and I don't fit into at least 70% of my wardrobe.

17. I am hooked on "Big Brother til' death do you part". LAME!

16. I still make my husband call and make appointments, talk to doctors, cancel appointments, and much more for me because I hate to do it. For example-just last month I made him call a member of our bishopric and tell him I wouldn't speak in church the night before I was suppose to do it. He still is ticked off at me for that one.

15. I hate when people don't respond to my emails and yet I am the worst at getting back to people especially through email.

14. I pretty much know the entire schedule of childrens programs on the tv and watch almost all of them too.

13. I line dry almost all of my laundry.

12. I cry when I watch the Kleenex and Cotton commericals.

11. I am a big fan of Micheal Bolton--"Said I loved you but I lied" LOVE IT!

10. I was one of the worst and most obnoxious students a teacher could have and now have a teaching degree.

9. I don't take time to get ready for the day unless I am absolutely sure I am leaving the house--and even then I might not get ready.

8. My husband and I sleep with seperate blankets and have for 6 years because I am a little clausterphobic and I freak out if he is too close or touches my blanket or bed space.

7. I feed my kids Mac-N-Cheese at least once a week.

6. I live in Arizona and have the whitest legs anyone has ever seen.

5. Every time I go to Target I have to buy something from their dollar section. EVERY TIME!

4. I think that if I wear my glasses no one can recognize who I am.

3. Still get mad at my husband over somthing that happened when we were dating. (over six years ago--let it go!)

2. The only excercise I get is walking up the stairs to my apartment.

1. I drive a minivan and LOVE it!

So that is it. I have a million more things I could add, but what can you do? I tag my sister-in-laws Emily, Erin, and Ashley. Good luck ladies you guys are wonderful so this should be hard for you.

5 comments:

Ashley said...

Thank you for those twenty reasons to laugh! you made my day! I eat mac and cheese with hot dogs with mark atleast twice a week I think! It tastes good to me! Im pretty sure its healthier than it used to be. White legs are awesome! love ya

Dianne said...

Kristi-You just gave 2o reasons why we love you to death; you're hilarious, you're honest and you fit in with the Poulsons!!!!! I think you are perfect! (Except the line drying thing I was way to lazy to do that!!!!) Someday you'll have to tell me about what happened six years ago...Ha! I've got things I'm still mad at Scott for--try 29 years ago! We don't forget easily, do we. And they have offically made "Mac & Cheese" its own separate food group!!! Hope all is well and wish we could see you all again! Love you tonz-Dianne

Tara said...

Woo hoo! Good shout out to Michael Bolton. I forgot that you were my fellow mullett fan. :)

And what up with the line drying? You are crazy! I have no patience for that. Ral gets mad at me because I shrink so many of his shirts in the dryer. Oops!

Kelli and her Babies! said...

Wiff thanks for sharing that and not tagging me cuz I would not know what to say! Well how is Arizona today is suppose to be like 75 Degrees! Love ya!

Emily Vickery said...

Hey Kristi! Thankyou for being so fun and refreshing. You are the greatest sister in law and I am so glad you are so good to Derek. Thankyou for the happiness you bring to our family. Hope all is well with your adoreable family. I will finish my list today, so check it out!